Braindance Is A Way Of Life

This is my primary school t-shirt.
If you don't think it's awesome, you're wrong.
Just like the new headmaster who has come along and has decided to replace it with a moribund, generic drawing by a10 year old.
Why?
What is wrong with it?
And he is changing the colour of the uniform from bottle green to a blue tons of schools use.
But I'm not bitter or spending time on matters that no longer concern me,oh no.

I went to a birthday party, that was meant to be fancy dress party (the theme was faulty)
I really went to to town on my baby Jane outfit, I'm talking white face pant, blond wig, the works.

All really ace right?

Wrong, NOBODY ELSE made even a tenth of the effort I did.

My husband said I looked as scary as a paedophile corpse, so after an hour of freaking everybody out, I got changed in to the outfit above, still a bit of white face paint round the edges.

A cock cake

Water spray on a boat I catch a lot, beats the bus for sure

A machine I use at work, immature enough to chuckle at ultrasonic probe intensity?
Me too

A very mixed outfit to go and see Tron Legacy, more like Gash Legacy. Outfit is a mixture of granny bag and running shoes. Don't judge me, it was very icy that night, grip was needed

Gratuitous, pretentious vanity shot

The second or third, I can never remember, natural deepest harbour in the world

So many hours spent walking underneath this pier.
Only came close to falling in once, and yes, I was drunk
Now, as a grown up, I am too scared to try it