My £5 charity shop dress. I am dedicating this post to all the outfits I should be wearing, instead of the mummy clocked on uniform that I seem to be wearing 95% of my time.Case in point:

What the frigg happened? When did old age creep up on me?I used to dress for stlye, comfort and substance, not utility and stain proof. All my amazing clothes seem to have been relegated to the "for when the girls are older cupboard" Will I wear them again when they leave home? Or will I be a big fat ass who bakes Stolen and drinks port in the afternoon? Ummm.

These girls are the friends I never had. Everything about how they present themselves intrigues me. I found this picture on the blog Everything You Love To Hate. A pretty lush blog actually.I know, I know, I am a photoshop MASTER. Nina Simone looking beautiful as the morning dew. Sexy, lacy morning dew. I love the Conan films, so ridiculous and camp. Grace with her glaring eyes in Conan the Destroyer was a highpoint. Her character was weakened though, she could have been given more substance I reckon. Om my, am I actually trying to critique the Conan films? Somebody is drunk. Why is this fiend wearing my dress? Why? This is a bad boy, I would wear this any and every chance I got. So Flash Gordon. And if you know anything about me, you will know I think Flash Gordon is the pinnacle of style. Seriously. This dress needs me. It is crying out for me to layer it with bright Tabio tights and silly t-shirts underneath. Trousers above are the holy grail of vintage trousers in my world. Have I found a pair yet? Is the pope not a nazi? The search continues. This outfit is perfection to my eyes, the textures and shapes are what I would like to wear on my casual day to day shizzle.

All We Have Is Learned Ignorance

I had to get this top after I saw Queen Michelle wearing it for a job interview. I had no qualms about biting her style as my brain was dancing about all the ways it would help me dress up as a Sci-Fi lover and comic book geek. Leggings are Silver Spartans by Black Milk of course.

Ooo, I got the liquids the other day, again, they are the best quality and comfort. The man knows what we want, and not one pair of his leggings have ever sagged at the knees, not even a tiny bit. Picture below is of the liquids, but for all you freaks out there, he is now doing full pvc leggings. These ones are only pvc at the front.

I saw somebody wearing this t-shirt at the rave I went to this weekend, I NEED to have this, for my daughter and I to share. It is pure lushness. I remember seeing the design for it on Boing Boing a while back, but never knew the t-shirt actually came to be. I asked the guy wearing it where he got it from, but he would not tell me, just gave me a smug grin and walked off.

I am still looking for the perfect wolf howling at the moon t-shirt also, but it must have all of the following component's:

Wolf (Howling, with a pensive melancholy air)

Native American

Mountains

Full Moon

And maybe a bear in the background, peering out of the cave.