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My friend came round yesterday, and brought with her the genius idea of playing a word game where you remember songs with the word heart in the title, and then you change the word heart to anus.

We were amused for hours, obviously because we are both super mature. I would like to share with you some of our endeavours.

Achy Breaky Anus -Billy Ray Cyrus

The Chorus of this song begs to be sung when heart is replaced by anus.

My Anus Will Go On -Celine Dion

Anus of Glass - Blondie

Groove is in the Anus - Deee-lite

Unbreak My Anus - Toni Braxton - A personal fav to sing.

Listen To Your Anus - Roxette

Total Eclipse of the Anus - Bonnie Tyler.

My friend's personal fav, she can really sing this one, I was crying with laughter. Try it, I defy you not to laugh.

Anus of Gold - Neil Young

Don't Go Breaking My Anus - Elton John & Kiki Dee

How Can You Mend A Broken Anus? - Bee Gees

Anusbreak Hotel - Elvis Presley

Sheer Anus Attack - Queen

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Anus Club Band - The Beatles

OK, 1 more, and I promise I will stop, you ready?

Open Your Anus - Madonna

Feel free to submit your own song title, what else could you be doing with your brain on the weekend?