This made me laugh so very much. I found it on girls are strange.com, which is a funny blog I reckon.
Chelsi: When you think about it, ‘Trojan’ is the worst name to ever give a condom brand.
Angela: How do you figure?
Chelsi: Think about it. Why do we remember Troy? Because a wooden horse slid covertly in. Then lots of men spilled out and ripped the city apart. FROM THE INSIDE.