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Thursday

I just found out about a website called Regretsy. It is very very funny.

I have had no bad times on Esty, the few things I have bought from there have been really well made and what I was expecting. Unlike the shizzle on Regretsy, a website dedicated to all the bizarre arts and crafts on the Esty site. The person who writes about each piece is acerbic, cruel, yet painfully funny and truthful. I can feel many a *working hour* being whittled away on this site.



Some of my favs so far:



Here are my boundaries; no paintings of bird girls getting cornholed by human headed pigeon guys in the basket of a hot air balloon. Other than that, I’m pretty open

She got off most of the old cheese, so that’s good. It only smells a little like a bum’s nutsack. Oh sure, it’s not perfect, but you try cleaning a cheese grater with a cigarette.

Rock a Bye Baby
In yo mad drop
Fucking dem niggaz
Shooting dem cops
When the bough breaks
I be rubbing my tits
And homies and ballers
Be sucking my clit
Shhhhh! She’s asleep, yo!

4 comments:

  1. This post got todays biggest giggle hands down :)...thank you!

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  2. Genius!! I need to visit this site as I've had a quite a few shonky items from Etsy. Mind you, nothing like the rusty cheese grater.

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  3. Ok, yup just went through the whole site and laughed my ass off. Was supposed to to designing a cover for a single but instead I'm laughing at knitted vaginas. Cheers Sapphire!

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  4. HAHA Just what the doctor ordered! Thanks!

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