Braindance Is A Way Of Life

I just found out about a website called Regretsy. It is very very funny.

I have had no bad times on Esty, the few things I have bought from there have been really well made and what I was expecting. Unlike the shizzle on Regretsy, a website dedicated to all the bizarre arts and crafts on the Esty site. The person who writes about each piece is acerbic, cruel, yet painfully funny and truthful. I can feel many a *working hour* being whittled away on this site.

Some of my favs so far:

Here are my boundaries; no paintings of bird girls getting cornholed by human headed pigeon guys in the basket of a hot air balloon. Other than that, I’m pretty open

She got off most of the old cheese, so that’s good. It only smells a little like a bum’s nutsack. Oh sure, it’s not perfect, but you try cleaning a cheese grater with a cigarette.

Rock a Bye Baby

In yo mad drop

Fucking dem niggaz

Shooting dem cops

When the bough breaks

I be rubbing my tits

And homies and ballers

Be sucking my clit
Shhhhh! She’s asleep, yo!