Hammie, I feel your pain, that is harsh. poo soaked clothes were not part of my happy parent vision, these days, I have more of a red wine soaked vision. My daughter once sucked my eyeball so hard, yes she got confused between a nipple and an eyeball. I had a black eye for a week, people looking at my hubby like he was the devil incarnate. Nobody believed me that I could not get a four month old baby off my eye. I would like to see them disengage a latched on hungry baby.
Fabulous! Brilliant.
ReplyDeleteThank you Sister Wolf, Like me, can you relate to every one of those pictures?
ReplyDeleteI can relate and add. Take the soiled nappy and add one little boy projectile pooping on his Mammy while getting changed in shopping centre nursery.
ReplyDeleteDid I mention I was out with the buggy and had to walk home - in a wet dress.
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Hammie, I feel your pain, that is harsh. poo soaked clothes were not part of my happy parent vision, these days, I have more of a red wine soaked vision.
ReplyDeleteMy daughter once sucked my eyeball so hard, yes she got confused between a nipple and an eyeball. I had a black eye for a week, people looking at my hubby like he was the devil incarnate. Nobody believed me that I could not get a four month old baby off my eye. I would like to see them disengage a latched on hungry baby.