Braindance Is A Way Of Life

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2012-01-22T18:25:00.015Z

On a trival tip, where can I get this shirt from?
On a non so trival tip, I am comitted to doing a degree now, seeing as my work place is buying it.
Gulp, so now I work full time, study for a degree and try (mainly succeding, yes, I am that sure of myself in this department)to be one of the lushest parents money cant buy.
I have given up tobacco, 95%of the booze, *she says, drunk blogging* and I skip instead of running (old lady shins)
Getting old you see, even if I do still get id'ed when out, I know what time it is

Vices?
Black Milk
I am trying to give up, but James makes it so bloody hard, I'm not sure if I like him or dislike him, thin line.
Braindance fact: the Earth's albedo is 31%
What's yours?

gfihjtrihuythija'reoik

2012-01-02T16:58:00.011Z

Hello Braindancers, here we are in 2012, the year the Mayans say it's all going to turn to dust
New world order time and lack of food and water, something to look forward to eh?
Christmas came and went, usually I am well bah humbug, but I got into this year, possibly because I couldn't believe i had 11 days off work, and what did i do with them i hear you say?
I cooked cleaned, shopped and tided, BUT with a drink in my hand (pink gin, landlords tipple-champagne with a brandy in, Guinness with Tia maria and red wine.)
Cheers Jesus.
We even had a tree for the first time, and I ate so much cheese it made me throw up, good times.
You know you're getting old when it's not booze making you sick but an almighty selection of cheese. fyi: I dont normally eat cheese, but I needed to sample all 20(!) flavours as the cheese palace they came from is shutting down, it was my duty

This picture made me what a ribs swimsuit, the girl above is a Black Milk superfan (I used to be, more of that later) and she defo takes the best pictures on the fanpage, without a doubt.

The Ultimate Black Milk girl above? I think she is a strong contender

I love this dress and hummed and ahhed for months, but it is just too sexy, I couldnt handle the attention it would generate, big headed but true

My collection of BM galaxies.
I have been a super fan since feb 2009, and now 2012 it is a massive company with girls all over the world buying into it.
This has broken my own addiction, my husband breaths a sigh *how many do you need?*
because I know I am probably going to see somebody wearing bm threads next time I go out and that people, takes away some of the lust induced desire
Rarity, uniqueness, touch and colour command my garment choice
I wont stop wearing mine,Galaxies,
liquids and velvets, I salute you and I do have a flame still for the sheer spartans, but for now, I will sit down and let the 52,000+ ladies spread the bm word like it deserves.
Wow, I.am.getting.so.old.

Who Said It Was Going To Be Easy?

2011-11-20T13:07:00.016Z

The camera above took all the space pictures in this post, very impressive lens action

I like this girls style, am now the proud owner of 4 out of the 7 Black Milk galaxy leggings. Must.stop.collecting.
James makes it so hard though, he just has boom diggy prints.
Am now lusting after the bee leggings and the burnt velvet babydoll. And the jellyfish.

How many of you spent many an hour playing computer games as a child?
Me too
I have been ill this weekend, feeling well sorry for myself, so Mr Braindance bust out the SNES Console, original Mario Kart and honey & lemon does lift ones spirits.
As does kicking your 13 year old brothers arse at computer games, doesnt happen to often these days.
He did take me down on Streetfighter though, at which point I declared I was much too poorly to play games anymore 0_0

What are the point of slugs?
What do they do for the ecosystem?
Who eats them?
Why is it so repugnant to me when I try to flick them onto a piece of paper to put them outside (our back door gap is comically big)and they retract their gross little bodies?

We Miss You

2011-08-31T17:33:00.013+01:00

Hello You

I do desire this to be the computer world I always wanted, a multibubbleverse to spill forth tangents out of my brain.
Being a Gemini oxymoron gives me the distinct pleasure of being hyper private and at the same time, compelled to share.
When people close to me sussed this was mine, I never gave it up, I tweaked it, stopped typing and started sonically silent conversations with myself (and some other Braindancers) through visuals.
Control freak?
Sensible wise one?
Narcissistic asshole?
All of the above?

Variations On A Theme

2011-08-09T17:40:00.014+01:00

This is the way it is now, Philip k Dick, Bill Hicks, David Icke, all right
My auntie and cousins live just off this road, and they say it is hellish there at present, and these are people not unfamiliar with the brutal hard side of life.
I hide in the countryside, wondering what is going to happen next.
Capitalism does not work, nor does Communism, most humans seem to stupid to come up with an alternative.
America
Greece
Spain
France
Syria
Africa
Iran
Iraq
Israel
UK
Libya,
all kickin off.
new world order is here folks.
What are you going to do?

Possibly, one of the best photos ever, my friend S the P is a gem

Eacape to witch mountain, a staple whilst growing up

One of the strangest books I have ever read

What makes a boy as young as the one on the right take this stance?

Steinvord

2011-07-07T17:40:00.018+01:00

J Dilla changed your life without you even knowing it maybe. A king amongst men whos absence is absoultely noticed in the hip hop world.
There is a braindance post called Jdilla changed my life if you care to know more

I loved this story when it ran in the early 90's, used to make me chuckle, a gangsta, ruthless and brutal, pregnant.

How many man hours went into these outfits?!

I found some of my school books, lush to know I had good enough taste back in the day to cover my books with 200AD Durahm Red covers.

2011-06-28T19:05:00.009+01:00

The picture above could have been so much better if I actually knew how to use a camera

Marcia Griffith came to my manor, a living wailer. Was an excellent night, so many faces from the past

Golden Axe, nostalgia night round my friends house

Here I am again, passing through my much neglected blog, that is what 60 hour night shift weeks do to your free time.

Certified Braindance

2011-05-30T13:25:00.010+01:00

Why, hello there.
Been a long time, thank you to those who still look back upon this blog, even though I have been as silent as the moon.
60 hour Science jobs do that, and computers that take 10 mins to download a picture also curb the flow.
My bro is going to take the computer, and do something to it, it sounded rude, something fragging.
I have been promoted, Braindance is moving labs, in my new lab I get to wear a lab coat. So chuffed, at the mo I wear all white clothing, but no coat.
Where I am going is more of a concept lab rather than routine tests with noisy machines, so I wear my clothes with a coat on top.
It's the little things.

2011-04-17T11:22:00.023+01:00

This is my primary school t-shirt.
If you don't think it's awesome, you're wrong.
Just like the new headmaster who has come along and has decided to replace it with a moribund, generic drawing by a10 year old.
Why?
What is wrong with it?
And he is changing the colour of the uniform from bottle green to a blue tons of schools use.
But I'm not bitter or spending time on matters that no longer concern me,oh no.

I went to a birthday party, that was meant to be fancy dress party (the theme was faulty)
I really went to to town on my baby Jane outfit, I'm talking white face pant, blond wig, the works.

All really ace right?

Wrong, NOBODY ELSE made even a tenth of the effort I did.

My husband said I looked as scary as a paedophile corpse, so after an hour of freaking everybody out, I got changed in to the outfit above, still a bit of white face paint round the edges.

A cock cake

Water spray on a boat I catch a lot, beats the bus for sure

A machine I use at work, immature enough to chuckle at ultrasonic probe intensity?
Me too

A very mixed outfit to go and see Tron Legacy, more like Gash Legacy. Outfit is a mixture of granny bag and running shoes. Don't judge me, it was very icy that night, grip was needed

Gratuitous, pretentious vanity shot

The second or third, I can never remember, natural deepest harbour in the world

So many hours spent walking underneath this pier.
Only came close to falling in once, and yes, I was drunk
Now, as a grown up, I am too scared to try it

Early morning hangover walk, to ascertain the time of the first ferry

The town of my early 20s, pre marriage
Good times

The best thing about this picture is my chin, I look like I have stubble

2011-03-21T08:23:00.015Z

Hello, hello.
This post is a bit on the discordant side and less tangible than most braindance posts, please excuse me, I have just finished three 12 hour night shifts in a row and am finding it hard to go to sleep, concentrate or do anything of value, instead I am bleary eyed, half watching Jeremy Kyle (don't judge me, you know you do) and looking through my computer for pictures that appeal to my mood.
I have managed to tire myself out though, daytime sleeping here I come

The ladies above and below look like my kind of people

As do these two, Yolandi is one of the most beautiful ladies I have ever seen and her man is pure primal energy. I hope they make it in the way they want.

Turbulance is the creator of a chorus I love to sing,
I could have been, one of the most notorious....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxNFmPr5_x4

Well done if you made it through my gibberish, I told you I was tired
Adios amigos, roger, over and out

2011-02-27T16:49:00.009Z

I knew the picture above was Cornish, before I looked at the description, how did I know?
It was just a vibe
My homeland

Two other Cornish products, up there with pasties and mead

J Dilla changed my life

You could not meet a sounder and more honest man than the one above.
He has blue eyes that sparkle with truth and humble solid roots rise up through his feet

The Death of Ivan Ilyich

2011-02-17T20:53:00.013Z

Posted the picture above before, but I love it.
I wonder how many times I have reposted the same image without realising?
Am in limbo land, sleepy, but can't sleep, bored but to lazy to do anything about it
So the internet is the next best thing to actually doing something productive.

Julius C Homage via Regretsy. Also reminds me of K West

2011-02-13T20:25:00.000Z

Posted February 11, 2011 by Helen Killer Filed in Accessories

I’m Julius Ceasar, Roman geezer
I fucked them up at the Battle of Alesia
Cleopatra was hot but I got her in the freezer
I got mad Cheops like the Pyramid of Giza

Yeah you know me, I’m Julius C
Who’s down with me, I’m Julius C
You down with me, I’m Julius C
All the ladies love Julius C

Battled with Pompey at Pharsalus
Drank gin and juice from a golden chalice
Don’t need no Trojan on my phallus
If you go to Vegas you can see my palace

Yeah you know me, I’m Julius C
Who’s down with me, I’m Julius C
You down with me, I’m Julius C
All the ladies love Julius C

Et tu, dawg

2011-02-02T00:01:00.017Z

Enough of the moribund stories, lets have a mind cleanser shall we?

Did you know that the sound of waves is not made by the water itself, but the millions of air bubbles within the waves?
A lush fact I found out last week.
Thank you for all the sound advice,anonymous especially, duly noted.

Flow My Tears, The Policeman Said

2011-01-20T17:36:00.015Z

I am so impressed by the painting skills above

In Milton Lumky Territory

2010-12-30T21:30:00.018Z

The boy above is 6 years old.
What has he experienced to make him more mature than most people I know?

This picture reminds me of my daughter, she is learning the double bass, even though it is bigger than her.
Who can tell a child off who secretly listens to Return To Forever at the dinner table?

2010-12-18T19:58:00.012Z

2010-11-22T18:11:00.014Z

2010-11-03T20:31:00.019Z

Yo yo yo mofos, Braindance is in the ether.
I have been nuts against the wall as of late, (beautiful image for you there) so my computer time has dwindled.

What else has happened? Well, like my daughter always used to say between the ages of 3-6, you will never know. Nor will you care I reckon.

Shout out to Flowline, nice picture eh? :0)